Donna Tartt has written a very long book.
Called The Goldfinch it weighs in at 755 pages
I have been reading it for two days and hardly made a dent in it as I look over at my bedside table and see the kink where my bookmark is.
I commented to hubs,
“I’m on page 295 and it hardly looks as though I’ve started,”
To which he replied,
“Tear some pages out!”