Okay, I can hear it! What’s a nice girl like you doing flying off to America to sojourn with someone she only knows as a blue-eyed cowboy? Trust me in this…with the chastity belt of my Catholic Convent Education firmly strapped into place by my parents I was as safe as I could be! Plus his mother lived in town, enough said? We got married and put everyone’s concerns to rest before things got nasty and my parents’ neighbours starting calling!